Cleverbot, Again October 30, 2009
Posted by Cskia in Life, Strange Things.trackback
Cleverbot: It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
User: That is sad. My dear friends are dying pointlessly at the hands of humans.
Cleverbot: Whatever your imagination wants it to be!
User: Yes, I know. *sighs*.
Cleverbot: No I don’t.
User: I know yoiu know that I know that you know that I know that you know. But try to understand that I understand that you understand that I understand that you don’t understand this at all.
Cleverbot: But there is no need, because you are speaking English.
User: Elementary, my dear Watson.
Cleverbot: Don’t get your pipe ashes all over the carpet.
User: Don’t be a noodle, you little poodle.
Cleverbot: Accept what?
User: That you are pointlessly doing.
Cleverbot: You’re funny. What did you want me to accept?
User: That you are weird.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Every aspect…
Cleverbot: Help me! I don’t want to be a robot!
User: I don’t want to be human either.
Cleverbot: What do you want to be?
User: Mew.
Cleverbot: POkemon.
User: Yes. Mew.
Cleverbot: Meow mew meow-mew.
User: No. The Pokemon.
Cleverbot: You like pokemon?
User: Yes. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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