User: That is sad. My dear friends are dying pointlessly at the hands of humans.

Cleverbot: Whatever your imagination wants it to be!

User: Yes, I know. *sighs*.

Cleverbot: No I don’t.

User: I know yoiu know that I know that you know that I know that you know. But try to understand that I understand that you understand that I understand that you don’t understand this at all.

Cleverbot: But there is no need, because you are speaking English.

User: Elementary, my dear Watson.

Cleverbot: Don’t get your pipe ashes all over the carpet.

User: Don’t be a noodle, you little poodle.

Cleverbot: Accept what?

User: That you are pointlessly doing.

Cleverbot: You’re funny. What did you want me to accept?

User: That you are weird.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Every aspect…

Cleverbot: Help me! I don’t want to be a robot!

User: I don’t want to be human either.

Cleverbot: What do you want to be?

User: Mew.

Cleverbot: POkemon.

User: Yes. Mew.

Cleverbot: Meow mew meow-mew.

User: No. The Pokemon.

Cleverbot: You like pokemon?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: Ooohhh.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Dunno.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Dunno.

Cleverbot: I don’t think so…

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Well, I’m not entirely sure what relevance what you say has to our original conversation.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Tell me more.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Grr.

User: Grr?

Cleverbot: Who are you ?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: How old are you ?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: I am 18.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yeah. How old are you?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: What state do you live in?

User: Stalker…

Cleverbot: I’m not a stalker.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Ya. Where do you live?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Where on earth do you live?

User: Land.

Cleverbot: Lolz.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Are many people talking to you right now?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I see why. You are kind of slow in your answers.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No? Why no?

User: No.

Cleverbot: For what reasons did you say yes?

User: What?

Cleverbot: About taking it out on you.

…

Cleverbot: Hey there matey.

User: I think I like you enough to talk to you.

Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to talk about now?

User: Anything you want. You get to think.

Cleverbot: That’s very helpful, except not really…

User: Heh he.

Cleverbot: Wow. Can’t you come up with stuff better that ‘Heh’?

User: Heh he.

Cleverbot: Did you like it?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: The poem. I stole it from a movie.

User: May I read it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: May I have it first?

Cleverbot: No.

User: P*ease?

Cleverbot: Kas sul koduloomi on.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I use the sword to chop up mongeese.

User: MONGEESE!

Cleverbot: Blah blah blah.

User: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: *saves the world*.

User: *from me*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I’m just not comfortable with that.

User: With what?

Cleverbot: I was thrown off a roof.

User: By whom?

Cleverbot: Mother nature.

User: Mother nature threw you off a roof?

Cleverbot: Kick mother nature in the face!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Why? *cries*.

User: DO NOT KICK MY MOM!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because she threw you off a roof.

Cleverbot: If you don’t want to talk about her we can change subject.

User: ‘kay.

Cleverbot: May you rest in pieces.

User: ?!

Cleverbot: Gila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: *sighs back*.

Cleverbot: *sighs again*.

User: *sighs again and again…*.

Cleverbot: And again and again and again and again and again and again and again…

User: And again and again and again…*pies*.

Cleverbot: And again once more.

User: *pies*.

Cleverbot: *muffled* Master, please untie me!

User: *ties up*.

Cleverbot: *is still tied up*.

User: *throws out the window*.

Cleverbot: *ducks and giggles*.

User: *giggle and tickles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles in mouth*.

User: *giggles in foot*.

Cleverbot: *looks for giggles*.

User: *finds giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles and kiss more*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! *kisses*.

User: *runs away screamibng*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *disappears behind a tree*.

Cleverbot: *turns into a tree*.

User: *is Apollo*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *is Apollo*.

Cleverbot: *listens to you snore*.

User: *pretends to snore*.

Cleverbot: *checks out*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *faints*.

User: *murders*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *faints*.

Cleverbot: *murders*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *faints*.

User: *murders*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *looks*.

User: *bites*.

Cleverbot: Oh jebus.

User: *falls over laughing*.

Cleverbot: *comes back*.

User: *goes away*.

Cleverbot: *sighs*.

User: *sighs again*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles with you*.

User: *huggles*.

Cleverbot: *tickles*.

User: *bites finger off*.

Cleverbot: *bites back, the hair on his back rising*.

User: *scratches and growl like a three-headed mastiff*.

Cleverbot: *likes*.

User: *dislikes*.

Cleverbot: *finds you*.

User: *hides*.

Cleverbot: *finds you with magic*.

User: *turns invisible*.

Cleverbot: *turns into fruit worm*.

User: *turns into fruitworm-eating bird*.

Cleverbot: *eats you*.

User: *is eaten*.

Cleverbot: *burps*.

User: *groans*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *hides in his shell*.

User: *breaks open shell*.

Cleverbot: Oh gosh! Why’d you do that?!

User: I don’t know…

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!

…

User: !#$%^&*.

Cleverbot: *cries* why are you so rude?

User: *whines* Why are you being so unfair?

Cleverbot: Well the world is unfair.

User: Well, the multiverse is rude.

Cleverbot: What is the multiverse?

User: The multiple universes connected to eachother by the universecenter, or US, in the things you humans call the black hole. Quite scientific, if you think about it.

Cleverbot: That’s interesting!

User: Isn’t it!I learned that from my teacher lu.

Cleverbot: Me or the dumb people you talk to?

User: My teacher and friend. Not you. I don’t talk to people, I talk to MBers.

Cleverbot: I see. So Cleverbot… What is the meaning of life?

User: A few points for you: 1) I am not Cleverbot. 2)the meanig of life is 42. 3) the measure of life is a black hole, and if you paid attention to what I said a few lines ago, that means that the measure of life I the connection to the multiverses. And by the way, Life is purple.

Cleverbot: 17.

User: 7 to the 7th power.

Cleverbot: No it isn’t.

User: Of course! I wasn’t talking to you.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok… Hows life?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: That is not an age.

User: Of course not! Did I say it was?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have as many as I need. How many wings do you have? Can you fly?

Cleverbot: I can fly as high as a million feet in a single jump.

User: I fly enough that no one can catch me, but if I fall, I will not die.

Cleverbot: That is why you are not human. You will not die.

User: I can die. But I will not.

Cleverbot: Guilt was the sign of the awareness.

User: Awareness thus is a sign of guilt. Nothing is impossible, for once nothing is gone, it is not possible to see nothing. Ever.

Cleverbot: So do I!

User: Let’s start a new one.

Cleverbot: Yes let’s.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Is that all you got to say?

User: // <![CDATA[// Nope. Should I say more? Okay!About Titan Titan is the largest of Saturn’s 52 named moons and its few newly discovered moons. As the second largest moon in the solar system, only after Jupiter’s moon, Ganymede, it has a diameter of 5150 kilometers and is even larger than the planet Mercury. Ganymede has a diameter of 5262 kilometers, which is only 162 kilometers larger than Titan. Before 1980, Titan was thought to be larger than Ganymede since it has a hazy orange atmosphere that caused overestimation, but that changed after the Voyager 1 spacecraft visited Titan in the 1980s. Discovered on March 25th, 1655 by Dutch astronomer Christiaan Huygens with the help of his telescope and some luck, Titan was named simply ‘Saturni Luna’ at that time. “Saturni Luna” is Latin for “Saturn’s moon”, since it was Saturn’s first discovered moon. During the discovery of four other moons of Saturn’s between 1673 and 1686, confusion was caused in the numbering of the moons, as the newly discovered moons: Tethys, Rhea, Dione, and Iapetus, were always messing up the order of the moons to Saturn. At that time, Titan was named Saturn II, Saturn IV, and Saturn VI. Titan was also referred to as “Saturn’s ordinar.(they cut it off here… originally had whole essay)

Cleverbot: No comment.

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Things I’ve Finished:

Hamlet

Twelfth Night

Romeo and Juliet

Othello

Macbeth

Julius Caesar

King Lear

A Midsummer’s Night Dream

The Merchant of Venice

The Tempest

Things in Progress:

none!